Banana(s)

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Jokes are funny.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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An asian walks out of math class

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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