What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What sucks?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Whats9+10 19

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Anti Joke

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