- Anti Joke

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Susie has Autism

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.