-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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