Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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YOU IS DUM

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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