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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Left. That one direction...

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Hitler was Jewish.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Compton

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

potato farming

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What is worse than hell?

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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