Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

womens rights

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Banana(s)

Trashcan!

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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