- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

balls in ya mouf

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

roses are red, violets are violet

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Johnson stops eating

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Looks through the peephole.

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