Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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