- Anti Joke

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.