What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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The WNBA.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Hummer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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