Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Google Doodles

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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