- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

Patrick is gay

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

knock knock go away ok

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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