- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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