Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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