Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

The Charlotte bobcats.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

A woman gets in her car to drive.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

stop it ryan vallee

A British man walks into a dental office.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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