How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Anti Joke

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