whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

penis hehehehe

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Women's football

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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