Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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boobs

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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knock knock go away ok

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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