What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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penis

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Gabe Mercado

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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