dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

stop it ryan vallee

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

A British man walks into a dental office.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

like for a handjob.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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