Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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No

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Working hard or hardly working????

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Wats a joke?

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Sex. That is all.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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