Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Penis jokes.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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