What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Chrissy is funny.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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