- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

a black guy leaves prison

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

whats pale and white your ass.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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