- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Will you marry me?

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Whats 0+0 0

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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