What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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666

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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whos gay? you are

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Your Mom

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Sex. That is all.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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