A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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25

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Patrick is gay

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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stop it ryan vallee

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Anne Frank.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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