roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Penis!

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Anne Frank.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Left. That one direction...

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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