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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

Adam Sandler.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Trashcan!

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Banana(s)

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