your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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W.N.B.A.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Canada's army

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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