What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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