A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Pavel Novak

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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