Knock knock whos there punctuation

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Homework.

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So dont touch it

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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