Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Johnson stops eating

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

roses are red, violets are violet

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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