Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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