- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

cory is gay

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Knock Knock It's Open!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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