Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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9/11/2001

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you

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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YOU IS DUM

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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