Women's sports.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

What is brown and sticky?

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

what time is it rape time

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

minced oaths

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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