How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Johnson stops eating

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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