Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Your Mom

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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My mom.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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