Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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World peace

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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robin, get in the car.

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Vagina-Boob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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