yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Your mom

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Steve Jobs.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Anti Joke

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