What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Grapefruit.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

You know George Washington? He died.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

you just lost the game!

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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