Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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I love Ciara!

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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