- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

sixty....eight.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

I can't think of a joke!

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

http://www.ladsta.com

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??