Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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knock knock Come in.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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A jew went to Germany.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Your mom goes to college

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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My mom's dead

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Lil' Wayne

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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