- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Nickelback.

Women's rights.

Brittney Spears

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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