What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

A baby seal walks into a club...

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

A guy is playing cod

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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