- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

World Peace

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

a little girl gets raped

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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