Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What do you call Obama? - the president

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Go away.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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