Microsoft Windows

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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42.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Black people are clen.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Penis

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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