What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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baby seal walks into a bar

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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My butt!!!!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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