How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Hellen Keller

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Rebecca Black

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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