- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Come in

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Woman's Rights.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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