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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

your momma's an antijoke

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

jack shine has boobs

john liked the paper........ so he took it

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Will gropes Ebola victims

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Penis in a box.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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