- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

AVI IS A FAG

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

The glass is half an hour.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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