An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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