What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Dozer has a soul

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

American Idol

Icecream

obama is a good president

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

potato farming

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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