What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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