- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

I came.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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