What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Teen pregnancy

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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womens rights!

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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a little girl gets raped

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Banana(s)

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Anti Joke

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