How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Akshaytiger World

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

No

Knock knock. Come in.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Bumsniffer

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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