Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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