- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Obama.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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