- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

A man. That is all.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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