How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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a little girl gets raped

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Banana(s)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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WNBA

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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knock knock your gay

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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