whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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An Irishman stays home

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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ollie is a fag so are you

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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