- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What did you say? I don't know.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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