what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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two fish are in a tank.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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