A black goes to college

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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