What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

George Bush.

what time is it rape time

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

newt gingrich

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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