- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

whats gay ? you

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Can I touch it?

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Penis in a box.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Someone told me about this website.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."