Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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