Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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haha.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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The WNBA

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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