- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

okay.....

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

you will die someday

noodles

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Penis

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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