Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

your mother is so lesbian

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

jewish people like other jewish people.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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