- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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