How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Thumbs this up

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Anal cheese curds.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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